SolidBluR Review
Every time I click on a submission with the words "fight" or "stick" I desperately hope that this next movie will be a real challenge to overhyped movies like xiaoxiao. And every single time, I am disappointed. That said though, I wanna let you all know that this (although not nearly as good as the famous Xiao) is not a bad movie. It's acctually one of the better stickmovies submitted...today.
It's really sad though, to hear myself say that, and then look at what I acctually gave it in score. Yes, I gave it a 3. And I'm voting a 2. Why? Well, let's take a look.
Now, Xiaoxiao was released nearly 3 years ago. It sat a standard for stickfighting, and since it's release, nearly every one of us have tried to make a decent copy that hopefully would surpass this masterpeice. I have tried myself, and I am still trying to do so by making Shinobi 2. The funny thing is, xiaoxiao isn't really that well done. Tha animation is good, but not perfect. The moves is uses in its fights has to be the the number one reason why people like it. I admit, they are outstanding, but they can be surpassed if you watch a few jackie chan movies. There are so many ways of being more original that Xiao, why is there so little originality here? Are we all a bunch of frekking sheep? Lets get one thing straight: xiaoxiao is not god, you can make better. Only thing you need is TIME and WORK. And then you will have it!
On to the acctual movie that I'm planning to review here..let's see..
Ok, it is easy to see that this movie is made of lots and lots of tweening. Although not my way of making a good stickmovie, it works..to a certain point. The animation looks unreal, the movements always floating in a straight line etc. The moves made are ok. Some fairly original and some just plain rip-offs (I have done the matrix bullet-dodge effect myself, and I know it's getting waaay to old. And I made it before everyone else started copying it, but still I ripped it off the matrix). All the characters were done black, wich is a bad idea if you wanna make a real difference between the good guy and the bad guys. Although I didn't loose sight of the hero, it would be better with some colors or variations of any kind.
Btw, whats with the "suddenly drinking a coke" move?
The boss...hm...first he gets a selection of weapons..pretty cool, we sure are in for one hell of a fight now, aren't we?
No, we aren't. The boss takes one kick or something, then he is stuck to a wall and has to be killed. Wow, what an amazing battle! I didn't even get to place my bets before it was all over. The boss gets blown off the wall and gets one final chance, but he is smashed withing a second. And when it IS all over, where can I find the replay button? Oh, thats right, there is no replay button. Interactivity = 0
I can't say I'm impressed, as you all may understand. So here is the final judgement:
Pros:
+Animation is fairly good.
Cons:
-It's pretty much a bad xiao remake. Even the background. Horrible.
-No plot.
-Last fightscene ends within seconds.
-Boring sticks all drawn in the same color.
-Absolutely NO originality.
Vote: 1