Score: 8

"Well.."

submission: Deep Sexy Space

date: May 29, 2008

Animation is amazing, but the song is effin horrible. I can see why this got such a high score as you have tits AND cocks in it, but man...that music totally ruined it for me.

I know it's supposed to be a "crazy, fast, fun flash", but overall I think it lacked a bit in real style. Not graphicswise, just... well... I don't know if you have "jamba-commercials" where you live, but that's what the movie reflected to me. I was almost waiting for a voice going "You can get this Cuu-RAAAAZY movie and music on your mobile phone for only $3.99!!"

Score: 9

"Beautiful"

submission: Music Catch

date: May 29, 2008

Great concept, easy fun, and good design. Everything looks very professional and the music is relaxing. The biggest grip I have with the game is that I don't feel like I'm playing a music game. "WFT??" you'll all say, "the points are moving according to the rythm!" Yes they sure are, but MY actions are not following the rythm, so in my head, my movements are not adding to the experience, which might have been better.

It also get's a bit repetitive after a while and would last longer with more tracks, features and ways of playing. To be perfectly honest, I was a bit surprised to see this on the number one spot. A part of me likes the fact that it is, because it shows NG is maturing a bit, but the other part of me feels like this was a very well designed demo of what to come next, and not a true competitor for first place. Acctually, I think that might be a good way of describing it, seeing as there is bound to be a sequel/expansion.

I'm all about good ideas, and this game has a really good idea. Now all it needs is time. Time for polishing, extending and elaborating on ideas. Once it is, I'm sure it will be an easy game to sell. You should think about making one for the iPhone app store that opens next month, you'll be a millionaire ;)

Score: 7

"Well made and meh funny"

submission: GT - Monster Trainer

date: May 27, 2008

Pros:
Awesome animation
Good use of colors
A good looking style
16-bit graphics, woo!

Cons:
The dialogue just wasn't that funny
The host's voice ruined it a bit (too exaggerated)
A bit short

Overall: Great effort, well made, but lacks the comedy UMPH. The only part where I laughed was the last second where the monster speaks/cries. Now that was funny.

Score: 9

"Consider yourself special"

submission: teddy fays

date: May 21, 2008

After 6 years on newgrounds, this is the first audio I've ever reviewed. I couldn't get it out of my head after seeing Glip. I'm no fan of hiphop, but the beat and effects on this one make it something special. Not a huge fan of the lyrics, but then again, I never fall for hip hop "bad boy" lyrics. Everything else is pure win. I'd love to hear some non-vocal work from you as well.